Lucky thing we’re allies. Right?

pleaseletmetouchyourbutt:

my sense of humor is so warped

i mean

i don’t laugh at actual jokes

i laugh at things like:

I WILL BUY AMERICA FOR 2 GOAT

NO NO THAT IS TOO MUCH GOAT

thirlweed:

It’s crazy to think how far we’ve come and how much we’ve been through in such a short space of time, and I honestly wouldn’t want to share this experience with anybody else. I always wanted a sister, and I’m lucky enough to now have three, and I know that no matter what happens, we will always be sisters. -Jade Thirlwall. 

psyducked:

I want to name all my kids “What” so I just scream “What” and they all yell “What” and everyone’s yelling “What”

We’ll have a son and we’ll give him a sister.

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